MissClimax – Situational Anorgasmia & Sex Toy Reviews

In a final bout of desperation to achieve orgasm, I caved in and bought the highest-rated rabbit vibrator on Amazon. Was that a smart idea? No, but I was lucky and this became the turning point of me tackling my anorgasmia.

Review: LELO Sila

Oh, my beloved LELO Sila... As gorgeous of a blue as you are, you've got some glaring flaws that will keep me from reaching for you when I decide to masturbate.

Journal: I hate Pink.

I loathe pink. Why is it that most sex toy companies think: "oh, we're marketing to females? Pink is the answer." Spoiler alert - it really isn't. For the love of all the things I want to stick in my vagina, or caress my clit with, start pitching more blues,grays, and marbleized colors instead.

LELO Sona's my favorite amongst the pressure-wave toys... but it's physically not for everyone. I urge you to read through my Word of Warning section if you have a (slightly) larger clitoris.

Review: Alya

Alya is an adorable vibrator from EdenFantasys. If it weren't for the fact that it doesn't have any constant vibration or that my anatomy is wildly incompatible with it, this toy would've landed easily amongst my favorites.

Sliquid Sea is my favorite water-based lubricant. Safe to use with all toys & hypoallergenic. There are no harmful ingredients (like parabens) or sugar derivatives (glycerin/glycol/glycerol) that are known to elicit UTIs.

Review: Blue Swirl G

Long story short, I'm disappointed. The Blue Swirl G seems to have had a different design back a few years ago - and the stock photos haven't been updated since then. If you're looking to buy this glass toy, make sure you know what you're getting into before you purchase it!

The We-Vibe Rave was the first vibrator I bought - and I bought it to solve all my problems. Needless to say, I was somewhat disappointed at first, but it truly grew on me once I spent some more time learning about my own body.

Review: We-Vibe Melt

We-Vibe Melt can play an entire symphony upon my clit. It's a powerful, artfully-crafted, ergonomically-shaped pressure-wave stimulator. However, it does have one particular flaw.

The Magic Wand Rechargeable is a revamped version of the original Hitachi that originally popped up in 1968. Although still not waterproof, it does provide wonderfully powerful, rumbly vibrations that soothe more than just sore muscles.

A sight for a deprived G-Spot. This dildo has loads of variety - different rotations yield different sensations. Fantastic choice for anyone looking for an average girth

Vibrators

In a final bout of desperation to achieve orgasm, I caved in and bought the highest-rated rabbit vibrator on Amazon. Was that a smart idea? No, but I was lucky and this became the turning point of me tackling my anorgasmia.

Review: Alya

Alya is an adorable vibrator from EdenFantasys. If it weren't for the fact that it doesn't have any constant vibration or that my anatomy is wildly incompatible with it, this toy would've landed easily amongst my favorites.

The We-Vibe Rave was the first vibrator I bought - and I bought it to solve all my problems. Needless to say, I was somewhat disappointed at first, but it truly grew on me once I spent some more time learning about my own body.

Clit

Review: LELO Sila

Oh, my beloved LELO Sila... As gorgeous of a blue as you are, you've got some glaring flaws that will keep me from reaching for you when I decide to masturbate.

LELO Sona's my favorite amongst the pressure-wave toys... but it's physically not for everyone. I urge you to read through my Word of Warning section if you have a (slightly) larger clitoris.

Review: We-Vibe Melt

We-Vibe Melt can play an entire symphony upon my clit. It's a powerful, artfully-crafted, ergonomically-shaped pressure-wave stimulator. However, it does have one particular flaw.

Ah. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation. The toy that sparked the addiction to my elusive orgasms. Although they continue to be elusive, they are rather satisfying when used with a G-Spot toy.

Dildos

Review: Blue Swirl G

Long story short, I'm disappointed. The Blue Swirl G seems to have had a different design back a few years ago - and the stock photos haven't been updated since then. If you're looking to buy this glass toy, make sure you know what you're getting into before you purchase it!

A sight for a deprived G-Spot. This dildo has loads of variety - different rotations yield different sensations. Fantastic choice for anyone looking for an average girth

Images in mirror are closer than they appear: the Avant D4 is a bit bigger than I had anticipated back when I first bought it. It can't make me cum, but it does do some interesting things with my labia, and I like that.

Wands

The Magic Wand Rechargeable is a revamped version of the original Hitachi that originally popped up in 1968. Although still not waterproof, it does provide wonderfully powerful, rumbly vibrations that soothe more than just sore muscles.