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November 15, 2020November 15, 2020 iovysSilicone Vibrators

Review: PALOQUETH G-Spot Rabbit

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In a final bout of desperation to achieve orgasm, I caved in and bought the highest-rated rabbit vibrator on Amazon. Was that a smart idea? No, but I was lucky and this became the turning point of me tackling my anorgasmia.

October 24, 2020October 24, 2020 iovysClit Silicone

Review: LELO Sila

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Oh, my beloved LELO Sila… As gorgeous of a blue as you are, you’ve got some glaring flaws that will keep me from reaching for you when I decide to masturbate.

August 27, 2020September 2, 2020 iovysJournal

Journal: I hate Pink.

I can’t be the only one who hates this overused “glamorous” color. Ugh.

I loathe pink. Why is it that most sex toy companies think: “oh, we’re marketing to females? Pink is the answer.” Spoiler alert – it really isn’t. For the love of all the things I want to stick in my vagina, or caress my clit with, start pitching more blues,grays, and marbleized colors instead.

August 11, 2020September 23, 2020 iovys♥ My Favorites ♥ Clit Silicone

Review: LELO Sona

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LELO Sona’s my favorite amongst the pressure-wave toys… but it’s physically not for everyone. I urge you to read through my Word of Warning section if you have a (slightly) larger clitoris.

July 8, 2020November 15, 2020 iovysSilicone Vibrators

Review: Alya

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Alya next to my Rubik's cube & card for size comparison

Alya is an adorable vibrator from EdenFantasys. If it weren’t for the fact that it doesn’t have any constant vibration or that my anatomy is wildly incompatible with it, this toy would’ve landed easily amongst my favorites.

May 27, 2020September 21, 2020 iovys♥ My Favorites ♥ Other

Review: Sliquid Sea Water-Based Lubricant

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Sliquid Sea next to my Rubik's cube & card for size comparison

Sliquid Sea is my favorite water-based lubricant. Safe to use with all toys & hypoallergenic. There are no harmful ingredients (like parabens) or sugar derivatives (glycerin/glycol/glycerol) that are known to elicit UTIs.

May 20, 2020September 2, 2020 iovysDildos Glass

Review: Blue Swirl G

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Blue Swirl G next to my Rubik's cube & card for size comparison

Long story short, I’m disappointed. The Blue Swirl G seems to have had a different design back a few years ago – and the stock photos haven’t been updated since then. If you’re looking to buy this glass toy, make sure you know what you’re getting into before you purchase it!

May 8, 2020September 26, 2020 iovysSilicone Vibrators

Review: We-Vibe Rave

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We-Vibe Rave next to my Rubik's cube & card for size comparison

The We-Vibe Rave was the first vibrator I bought – and I bought it to solve all my problems. Needless to say, I was somewhat disappointed at first, but it truly grew on me once I spent some more time learning about my own body.

May 1, 2020September 26, 2020 iovysClit Silicone

Review: We-Vibe Melt

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We-Vibe Melt next to my Rubik's cube & card for size comparison

We-Vibe Melt can play an entire symphony upon my clit. It’s a powerful, artfully-crafted, ergonomically-shaped pressure-wave stimulator. However, it does have one particular flaw.

April 27, 2020September 26, 2020 iovysSilicone Wands

Review: (Hitachi/Vibratex) Magic Wand Rechargeable

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The Magic Wand Rechargeable is a revamped version of the original Hitachi that originally popped up in 1968. Although still not waterproof, it does provide wonderfully powerful, rumbly vibrations that soothe more than just sore muscles.

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